If someone starts a sentence with “No offense, but . . .” chances are real good you’re going to be offended.
If you go to lunch with your friend and her adorable 21-month-old little boy, every waitress in the restaurant will come over to talk to him, but no one will bring you another glass of iced tea.
If a network is going to constantly publicize a new TV show months and months before it premiers, it’s not surprising you could care less when it actually airs.
If the doctor says it’s a simple procedure with a local anesthetic but asks if you would prefer to be knocked out, say “Yes, knock me out.”
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a book must paint a picture.
If you don’t work outside the home, and your spouse wants you to spend weekends helping with home projects, then weekends are just like any other day.
If you really don’t care about someone’s opinion, then why do you bother asking?
If you even hint at being bored, someone will find something for you to do and it will usually involve a committee.
If you go to the state fair and don’t eat something really bad for you, then you don’t have full “fair experience.”
Pictures of the NE State Fair coming soon!